We're all disgusting when we sleep. EVERYONE.
Yes. Even you.
Maybe to a lesser degree than someone else... but you are none the less.
Honestly... have you ever looked at your old pillow without a pillow case?
It looks like a bandage from The Civil War.
Apparently we humans just start seeping syrup and leaking battery acid as soon as we doze off.
Some people sleep with their mouth wide open. We all know how attractive that is.
Others sleep with their eyes half open.
We all know how freaky that looks.
People who do both? WOW. Well... that's just one big college-roommate-black-mail-video waiting to happen.
St. Bernard Sleepers and their drool, anyone?
Don't even get me started on snoring...
Disgusting.
Let's just all agree that "Beauty Sleep" is the worlds greatest oxymoron.
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